Dear Hollywood: characters needed to save economy
(and therefore my head)
So if we had the Ocean’s 1X crew on this economy thing I think we’d really be in better shape. I can see it now. David Holmes does the soundtrak for Morning Joe. Mika flirts with Danny while he talks re-allocation of federal assets to better position consumers and home owners. Joe pounds on the desk while Rusty rolls his eyes.
Wait…perhaps we need the cast of Heroes? I see it. Sylar smokes anyone who didn’t vote for the bill. Lindeman is behind it all and Peter Petrelli flies the newly signed bill to the white house where Mrs. Petrelli forces the president to sign it.
Or…Tony Stark starts selling Iron Man suits to the DoD. We deploy them to Iraq…clean that up (I know the surge is working) in about an hour (just in time for commercial). Then, we appoint Tina Fey head of foreign relations while Jeff Goldblum gives a crushing speech to Wall Street execs (sending calm and serenity through the market). And..wait for it…that’s right…Michael Douglas does a press conference with Mike Bloomberg to reassure NY, the markets and therefore the rest of the world that Greed is still good. I like it.
Get Oliver Stone on the horn and make that happen.
In tech news: Apple why does my phone keep reminding me of txts I received when I get a preview? Why can’t I turn that setting off.
Free Duchovny.
